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Senator Rand Paul’s avid libertarian supporters view him as a philosopher statesman with a robust and nuanced understanding of government. His more progressive critics argue that Paul is an old fossil representing outdated and discredited ideas.

Either way, Rand Paul’s 2016 presidential ambitions continue to strengthen, especially in the wake of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s recent “Bridgegate” scandal.

So here’s a review of the feisty Kentucky senator’s political views in a form that perfectly assents to both characterizations of Rand Paul: “Philosoraptor” meme parodies– that is– PhilosoRandPaul memes:

 

philosorandpaul if obamacare is so great

Actual Quote: “Mr. President, are you willing to take Obamacare? If you don’t want it, why are we stuck with it?”

 

philosorandpaul congress

Actual Quote: (Referring to Congress) “Nothing ever happens around here.”

 

philosorandpaul deficit

Actual Quote: “People are already saying now you need to weave and dodge, now you need to switch. Now you need to give up your conservative message. You need to become a moderate. You need to give up the tea party… The tea party message is not a radical message. It’s not an extreme message. What is extreme is a $2 trillion deficit.”

 

philosorandpaul endless war

Actual Quote: “When will your rights be restored if the battle has no end, and the battlefield is limitless, and the war is endless?”

 

philosorandpaul green subsidies

philosorandpaul bailouts

Actual Quote: “There is nothing conservative about bailing out Wall Street. Likewise, there is nothing progressive about billion dollar loans to millionaires to build solar panels.”

 

philosorandpaul hobbits

Actual Quote: (After Senator John McCain referred to tea party Republicans as “hobbits”) “I’d rather be a hobbit than a troll.”

 

philosorandpaul syria

Actual Quote: “Would a bombing campaign in Syria make the region more or less stable? … Just about any bad outcome you can imagine is made more likely by U.S. involvement in the Syrian civil war.”

 

philosorandpaul targeted killing

Actual Quote: “Where’s the cacophony that stood up and said ‘How can [they] tap my phone without going to a judge first’? I say: ‘How can you kill someone without going to a judge first’?”

 

Make your own PhilosoRandPaul meme.

Here’s the template:

 

rand paul meme

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W. E. Messamore
W. E. Messamore

An entrepreneurship major and graduate of Belmont University, Wes believes that small business, innovation, and creative thinking are required to solve problems and improve our world. One of America's growing number of Independents, Wes has never registered with any political party, but describes himself as a libertarian (note the lower-case "L") and holds individual liberty as a key ingredient of good public policy.

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5 comments
Paul S
Paul S

I don't get it.   


If the purpose of the writer was to make fun of Paul, then he succeeded.


Was that the purpose?



LIBIntOrg
LIBIntOrg

Unfortunately, Sen. Paul has stated he is an anti-libertarian and only seems to be a Libertarian in the minds of ill-researched articles.


For more on the world Libertarian-Liberal movement see www.libertarianinternational.org the non-partisan Libertarian International.

bobconner
bobconner

THE SUPREME COURT SAID IT WAS - THEREFORE CITIZEN'S UNITED IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL

Actual quote - Just because a couple people on the Supreme Court declare something to be constitutional does not make it so (referencing "Obamacare")

WEMessamore
WEMessamore

@bobconnerI don't think it's a very controversial idea that the Supreme Court can get things wrong. That's why they have overturned their own precedents.

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